I Am a Car

I don't have to drive, I am the car

And I can talk at 2000 CC's

I can turn a circle in no space at all

And go faster than a jumper lead

I don't feel the wind that winds by my bonnet

But underneath all that rubbery speed

I'm getting closer and closer to concrete collision

That’s the end of my ride

Chorus

Then I'll get lifted up and towed away

And dumped on a pile

With my wheels splayed in all directions

Helpless and homeless I won't go anywhere anymore

I am a car

At 4, 5 and 7 second spaces

I can wipe the water off of my windscreen

My compression ratio 10.3 to one

My twelve cylinders are mid mounted in a vee

I was born in a factory line and I'll die in a tip

Or maybe stripped down, part by part

But I'm getting closer and closer to rust and corrosion

Ahh but what a way to go..

Chorus

Accelerate, exhilarate me

Don't put that foot down and brake me

You could use me just to go from A to B

But you won't see anything else in between

As I fly to 100 I am in love

There are no limits to my speed

But I'm getting closer and closer to highway heaven

I'll leave you breathless

Chorus.