The Dating Song

They say it’s as hard to find your zevoog as splitting the Red Sea

But that’s not gonna stop me

 

Now heading down to No. 1 guess I’m a little underdone

Got no idea what’s in store, cause I’ve never seen her before

 

Could be my zevoog, down the line

Could be my zevoog, forever mine

Please be my zevoog this time

 

Now traveling down to No.2 guess the last one didn’t cut the grove

I told him make her just like me. Guess I’ll soon see

 

If she’s my zevoog ….

 

Strike 1 and 2, weren’t meant to be now I’m ready for No.3

I know the biz and what’s in store, just hope there ain’t no No.4

To find my…

 

Well I know its all worked out in Shamayim

And there ain’t no place for cryin’

But tomorrows No.23. Man I hope she’s for me

 

Hope she’s my zevoog ….

 

Tomorrows No.65 I’ve got the blues and I don’t know why

Maybe I should have married 64, but then

Life would have been such a bore

If I know Hakadosh Baruch Hu this is what I’m suppose to go through

Just a matter of time before she appears

But man this could go on for years…..

 

To find my zevoog ….

 

 

 

 

Now I could do with an extra few dollars by my side

Could you Titpalel allai

And I heard you were heading for a kever tzadik*

Could you Titpalel allai

I’m trying awfully hard on my own

But I could do with a prayer or two from an extra soul

Could you try and pull some strings for me from Above

Titpalel allai

 

You know lately I haven’t been feeling so good

Titpalel allai

Now It’s not so bad that I can’t get by

But could you Titpalel allai

Don’t you know every prayer from the heart

Goes through a holy door

But just so I can by twice as sure

Next time your standing in front of the One Above

Titpalel allai

[*Grave of a righteous and holy Jew]