Conservative Girl

I rode up to her house

In a three pointed hat

She screwed her eyes and said

You can't go looking like that

Then I drove up to her house

In a polka dotted car

She slammed the door in front of me and said

"Well now you've gone too far!"

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Deep down she's a conservative girl

Deep down she's a conservative girl

Deep down she's a conservative girl

And she wouldn't have a bar of me

I gave her my pet mouse

Named Abuklea T Jane

She threw it right back to me and said

"rodents aint my game"

She said give me something nice to wear

So I can be seen

I gave her my tie-dyed shirt

She said in your dreams

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Well maybe it was my wacky ways

Maybe my cute knee

Or maybe it was my music

That I played endlessly

I kept coming back for

More and more each time

And finally after 15 weeks

She said she'd be mine!!

Nine years passed until the day

She said she'd marry me

I said "It took you long enough"

But that’s the way it was to be

She turned up on my wedding day

Looking fair and bright

But when the Rabbi ask her

"Will you?" I could

see her face turn white

Then she turned around

Looked at me and said

"Well, Pinchas, I guess you're just

not my type" and I said

"Well that’s alright" coz….

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