Kosher Boy

I heard you say your hungry

Would you like some meat and cheese

No thanks I'm a Kosher boy now

Its got nothing evil in it

Its just meat and cheese

No thanks I'm a kosher boy now

Why don't you stop this madness

Stop living in extremes

Life's too short for this insanity

The Bible was for yesterday and yesterdays gone

After all, it's just meat and cheese

Well I've made a soup fit for a king

And I've thrown in some ham

No thanks I'm a kosher boy now

I promise you this soup will be

The best you've ever had

No thanks I'm a kosher boy now

Please see some reason, come and eat with me

Forget about this living by the book

Your missing out on all the best pleasures that you've had

After all, its just a little ham

A little shelfish, no thanks

Just a little dish, no thanks

We'll throw it in a knish

No thanks I'm a kosher boy now

Try kangaroo, pork vindaloo

What about rabbit stew

No thanks he was my rabbit

And I'm a kosher boy now

We're going out for a bit to eat to KFC

No thanks I'm a kosher boy now

We're only eating chicken, it will make you feel at home

No thanks I'm a kosher boy now

How long is this going to last

Your sure to go insane

Come back to the way you used to be

We'll still respect you in the morning

Just one more for the road

After all its just KFC

After all its just a little ham

After all, its just meat and cheese.